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Thread: Made us laugh
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27th August 2003, 05:49 PM #1
Made us laugh
As a teacher, mum occasionally gets some gems...
Semtex fixes all
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28th August 2003, 12:32 PM #2
Hopefully we dont have any pets die when our baby arrives ... but we only have goldfish so it shouldnt be too bad
Brett
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!
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4th September 2003, 09:58 PM #3
Loosely connected to your original message
Little Nancy was filling in a hole in her garden when the neighbour popped his head over the fence.
"What are you doing, Nancy?" he asked.
She lifted her tear-stained face and said, "My goldfish died and I'm burying it!"
"Oh Dear!" he said, "-But isn't that rather a large hole for a goldfish?"
"Yes," she said, "That's because it's in your bloody Cat!!"
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