You have unleashed the hounds from HELL!!!!

[ozwinner]

You have unleashed the hounds from HELL!!!!

Ok, so I had a boo boo some time ago and burnt a shed down by accident at the shop we rent.

Since then I have been burning off very, very carefully.

Tonight I got a call at 8.30 pm from the bloke who lives next to our shop...... the fire is flaring up......

Bugger....

So me and the missus race on down there to check it out.

Nothing.

Seems the dickhead that lives next to the shop likes to cry wolf.

Pity his phone number came up on my phone.

I have rang him a few times and reported a fire but all I get is a mouth full of abuse.

Al

[DJ’s Timber]

That musta sent the old ticker racing, glad to hear it was a false alarm. As for the neigbour

[ozwinner]

The flames were no higher than 100mm on damp timber that took me all day to light.

I usually get up at about 4 am, Ill give him a call and ask him if there is a fire?

Al

[bsrlee]

Public phones - at least if you can still find any - very anon. and don't cost much. Much safer than using your own - no Federales knocking on the door asking embarassing questions.

[ozwinner]

It really goes against the grain to hold a grudge, but this dill is something special.
So Ill make an exception.

Al

[Gra]

Al,

Read this, it may give you some ideas...

http://www.michaelnix.net/blog/2006/...ur-an-a$$hole/


Oh, change the $$ to ss

[Gumby]

The flames were no higher than 100mm on damp timber that took me all day to light.

I usually get up at about 4 am, Ill give him a call and ask him if there is a fire?

Al

Go down to check it out at 4.30am, and have your car stereo up loud.

[ozwinner]

Al,

Read this, it may give you some ideas...

http://www.michaelnix.net/blog/2006/...ur-an-a$$hole/


Oh, change the $$ to ss

404.

Al

[Gra]

404.

Al

Did you change the $$ to ss ???

[ozwinner]

Sorry too cryptic for me.

Now it works.

Al

[Black Ned]

Arrange for a load of manure to be delivered and dumped in his driveway.

[Iain]

Arrange for a load of manure to be delivered and dumped in his driveway.

Preferably fresh and steamy, you could also send a couple of bricks (or something equally heavy) in the mail to him, without stamps, Aus Post will recover the cost and he will just have to know what is in the parcel.

[Iain]

BUMP!
Just waiting for the next installment

[ozwinner]

Hes sulking now, so he wont say anything for ages.

Anyhow, we are all but out of the rotten stinking shop, this weekend should see it all cleared up and taken home.

Then there are just the body parts left to take to Avoooca next weekend.

Al

[Iain]

Then there are just the body parts left to take to Avoooca next weekend.

Al

Elementary my dear Watson