1,000th Post

[Honorary Bloke]

For my 1,000th post to this commendable forum I wanted to post someting special. Something unique. Someting memorable. Something, perhaps, to do with woodworking.

But then I thought, why spoil a good thing by breaking with precedent?

So, having polished off a fine Dingo's breakfast, I think I'll retire to the shed and stuff up my latest project.

[Doughboy]

Happy 1000th mate.

I hope you are disappointed and dont stuff up that project you are working on.

[Wongo]

[craigb]

Took you long enough.

[Gumby]

Are you the first Yankee to pass 1000 ?

We've usually been able to get rid of all the others well before this milestone.

[Honorary Bloke]

Are you the first Yankee to pass 1000 ?

We've usually been able to get rid of all the others well before this milestone.

Actually, I thing perhaps so. I am difficult to kill. Sort of like a lawn weed.

I am the Seppo Drop Bear.

[Daddles]

Maybe we should talk you into rewiring your shed then - I read elsewhere on here that it's not only lethal but legal in America

Richard

[Honorary Bloke]

Maybe we should talk you into rewiring your shed then - I read elsewhere on here that it's not only lethal but legal in America

Richard

Murray99 already tried that. But I caught him out and dodged the bullet. Yes it is both legal and lethal. It helps to have sparky friends. The last new power point I had installed cost me $20 US. Eat your heart out.

[silentC]

1,000? Pfft. Paultry!

[MurrayD99]

For my 1,000th post to this commendable forum I wanted to post someting special. Something unique. Someting memorable. Something, perhaps, to do with woodworking.

But then I thought, why spoil a good thing by breaking with precedent?

So, having polished off a fine Dingo's breakfast, I think I'll retire to the shed and stuff up my latest project.

Yer done good, yer honner. Though I theenk you done better than the count - maybe a few posts got retrospectively and wiciously terminated

[craigb]

But the question is what happens when you reach 10,000 and you're not a mod?

Do you reach Nirvanna, disappear up your own fundament or what?

Enquiring minds would like to know.

[silentC]

I think you have to retire from the shame of it all...

[Honorary Bloke]

But the question is what happens when you reach 10,000 and you're not a mod?

Do you reach Nirvanna, disappear up your own fundament or what?

Enquiring minds would like to know.

Craig,

When I near 10K I will BE a mod, the first Seppo mod on this beautiful Forum. And then, I will cut some blokes off at the knees. (But not you, of course. )

I have been accused of disappearing up my own fundament by many before. Or was it just peering there? I must think.

[Honorary Bloke]

I think you have to retire from the shame of it all...

Ahhhh, Silent. You should know by now that I have no shame.

[silentC]

I was thinking more about my own cumulative total and what a shame it is that I have squandered most of them on arguing about silly things and not more lofty matters...