Golf Survey

[Rodgera]

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding
from 9 holes to 18 holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came
upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was
in good condition, so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers
stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand, a golf club in the
other, and behind me was a clear-cut swath leading out of the woods.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"

[Daddles]

... but you didn't find your ball

Richard
never surveyed a golf course, but found a lot of hidden 'tomato' plantations