View Poll Results: How many poles could a Pole poll if a Pole could poll poles?

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  • Poles can't answer the questions posed in polls.

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  • Polling a pole is stupid.

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  1. #1
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    Default How many poles could a Pole poll if a Pole could poll poles?

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    How many poles (n. a rod, especially one that is cylindrical in section and fixed in the ground as a support.) could a Pole (n. a citizen or inhabitant of, or person born in, Poland.) poll (n. a survey of public opinion carried out by directly questioning a representative sample of the populace.) if a Pole (n. a citizen or inhabitant of, or person born in, Poland.) could poll (n. a survey of public opinion carried out by directly questioning a representative sample of the populace.) poles (n. a rod, especially one that is cylindrical in section and fixed in the ground as a support.)?

    There seem to be a lot of polls on the forum today. I thought I'd add a few more.
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    Ian.

    A larger version of my avatar picture can be found here. It is a scan of the front cover of the May 1960 issue of Woodworker magazine.

  2. #2
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    Where is the "I don't give a rat's ring" option?
    Cliff.
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  3. #3
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    Well, I guess it all depends on whether or not the Pole made the pole himself. If he did, he'd have to use a lathe. For part of that he'd have to chuck the wood. Then we need to know how much wood he could chuck. All of this would make him a wood chucker, and then . . . Hmmm. My train of thought just derailed.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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