Cleaning Instructions

[Rodgera]

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.

On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.

Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.

My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."

[echnidna]

So if you relace the dishwasher door with the toilet seat you must save oodles on never needing to buy toilet paper again

[squashedfrog1]

eeeeeooooowwww!


I just had this vision of chipping something dried off the good china with my fingernail, after it comes out of the dishwasher........


sf

[Bluegum]

give it time,Next thing they will be microwave safe....

[bitingmidge]

On a similar note, I designed a house for a (female) client once, who seemed rather eccentric, and instructed that all the windows be louvres and the glass inserts had to be precisely a particular width.

This was a bit confining designwise, and I questioned her at length, in fact she was so circumspect that I think it would be fair to say I interrogated her as to why she was so insistant.

Eventually she relented and said she had this thing about crystal clear windows, so once a month she'd pop them out of their frames and run them through the dishwasher!

Personally, it's not worth the effort, but as far as I know she still does it!

Cheers,

P

[Schtoo]

Midge, we take the flyscreens into the shower to clean them up.

We don't have a hose outside, and hot water cleans them lickety-split.

I guess crazy only depends on where you stand...

[joe greiner]

Midge, we take the flyscreens into the shower to clean them up.

Works with venetian blinds too.

Joe

[Wongo]

My toilet seat is food safe.

[outback]

My toilet seat is food safe.

That's funny, my food is toilet safe.

[Wongo]

You mean your toilet food is safe?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

That's funny, my food is toilet safe.

Another fan of the McDonald's diet?

[outback]

You mean your toilet food is safe?

I keep food safe in the toilet?