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Thread: Kyogle rock throwers
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13th December 2006, 08:57 AM #1
Kyogle rock throwers
Hey Jake
Kids at kyogle got board on the way to school this morning and decided to throw rocks at train windscreens:eek:
Unfortunatually for them the train crew caught the little ##### and got there names addresses and schools and police have been informed so if you hear of parents winging about a windscreen repair bill you know why
cheers
greg
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13th December 2006, 10:54 AM #2GOLD MEMBER
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Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!
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13th December 2006, 03:14 PM #3Banned
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The little buggers will probably get off with crucifixion. First offence.
This place would be in a right bloody mess if we didn't have crucifixion! Best thing the Romans ever did for us! Nail 'em up I say! Nail some sense into 'em!
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13th December 2006, 03:25 PM #4
it's the lack of parenting skills..the parents should be charges as well.
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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13th December 2006, 03:27 PM #5
What's this thing?
"ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"?
"People called Romanes they go the house"?
B: It, it says "Romans go home".
C: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"?
B: (hesitates)
C: Come on, come on!
B: (uncertain) "ROMANUS".
C: Goes like?
B: "-ANUS".
C: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is?
B: "-ANI".
C: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI".
"EUNT"? What is "EUNT"?
B: "Go".
C: Conjugate the verb "to go"!
B: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT".
C: So "EUNT" is ...?
B: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
C: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...?
(lifts Brian by his hairs)
B: The ... imperative.
C: Which is?
B: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"!
C: How many romans? (pulls harder)
B: Plural, plural! "ITE".
C: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall)
(satisfied) "I-TE".
"DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
B: (very anxious) Dative?
C: (draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat)
B: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative,
ah, DOMUM, sir.
C: Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...?
B: ... the locative, sir!
C: Which is?
B: "DOMUM".
C: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM".
Understand?
B: Yes sir.
C: Now write it down a hundred times.
B: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir.
C: (salutes) Hail Caesar.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
B: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and
everything, sir!
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13th December 2006, 03:36 PM #6
been a lot easier to just geld the dimwit...
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13th December 2006, 05:30 PM #7Retired
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Benny or the kids?
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13th December 2006, 05:37 PM #8Registered
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13th December 2006, 05:58 PM #9
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14th December 2006, 08:17 AM #10
Elestrator rings are much more civilisized, plus no need for stitching.
We lost a teacher from Vic Uni when some of these "dimwitts" dropped a rock off a bridge thru his windscreen. So I'd be glad to strech the rings if someone wants to hold them?
Besides what else have the Romans every done for us?
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14th December 2006, 07:39 PM #11
:eek: god, I hope their not my kids. (joking)
Real sorry about that, Greg. Seems to be a lot of scruffy kids floating about kyogle. I've got quite used to it.
...Look out my window right now, and on the veranda roof of my neibors there's two kids smoking,, who look about thirteen.
Accross the road at the hall theres public toilets. The windows are forever been broken by kids chucking rocks. The local council handymans seems to have given up replacing the glass. Thats how often it happens.
Then theirs the kid who has some aversion for wheely bins. Every now and again, at night he just walks along the street, pushing over ever bin he sees....so you wake up in the morning, and see garbage all over the street.
What bothers me the most (cause I've got 3 girls) is the high number of teenage pregancys around here. As though, this place is so boring, sex is all a kids got. I see a group of kids pushing prams around town on occation. They call themselves 'the baby sitters club'. First thought was that their just minding the kids for the real parents......but the truth is, their actually mums pushing their kids. Quite sad really. My wife and I are seriously considering moving just for that reason alone.
My girls are all still under 10, but in a few years......uno.
Anyway, sorry about the rock incident. Amazing they actually got caught.
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14th December 2006, 07:50 PM #12Anyway, sorry about the rock incident.
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14th December 2006, 08:54 PM #13
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14th December 2006, 10:21 PM #14Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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14th December 2006, 10:55 PM #15
History repeats itself. In Washington DC USA about 30 years ago, similar incident. Except they used a manhole cover. Also was a teacher IIRC. On most bridges with sidewalks, we now put a half barrel vault of chain link from the parapet up to about midline of sidewalk.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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