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  1. 13th November 2006, 04:35 PM #1
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    I am home from work and I can not believe how many quotes my work mates have never heard of. So I reckon this just might work....

    Give us one of your best or some of the best you have heard.


    Stupid quote.... This is a game of two halves.... Eddie McGuire

    Memorable quote.... It is so windy it'd blow the spots off a Dalmation.... unsure where it began but my grandad used it a lot.

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    Stupid quote.

    I had a brickies labourer who was giving me the shytes and I said to him.

    One of us is going to be sacked, and it aint me.
    Durhh!!

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    Useful line for an employer - "I'm not sacking you... I'm just letting you know that I don't want to hold back your progress... elsewhere"
    Cheers

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    Footy game tied at 3/4 time. Mike Williamson says "I predict whoever wins this quarter will win the game."

    Jack Dyer, "..and the loose man is coming from everywhere"

    Foghorn Leghorn, ..."thats as much use as a flapping skirt in a high wind"

    Rob
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    Speaking of Foghorn Leghorn - I do like the line - (after a large explosion - Foghorn , naked, walking around picking up feathers) "Fortunately..Ah say fortunately, Ah have ma feathers numbered, for just such an ocassion"...
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    The Liberal Party will NEVER introduce a GST
    Lil Johnny
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    Pretty as the northern end of a southbound camel.
    Workbench Project.
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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    The Liberal Party will NEVER introduce a GST
    Lil Johnny
    There will be no toll on the Scorseby 'freeway'

    Bracks :mad:
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    Pair off...in groups of 3.
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.
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    The new fair tax system
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    Rare as hens teeth....

    Fits like a finger in a bu m ....
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?
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    My uncle's favourtie saying when we were doing some landscaping again
    "careful or you'll blow your foofoo valve"
    Have a nice day - Cheers
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    "fits like a sock on a dogs nose"! - a quote from a previous woodwork teacher.
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    Or, as good as two away sick.
    Dave,
    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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    Vote for us - we'll look after you

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