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  1. 25th October 2006, 06:35 PM #1
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    A tragic event occurred today. Click here



    Well it could have been worse. It could have been James Squire Pilsener
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  2. 25th October 2006, 06:52 PM #2
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    XXXX, probably did the brew justice
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    But is wasn't really beer, just XXXX, so no worries
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    Pity the cheese truck didn't crash as well, could have been one hell of a street party.
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    No mention if a sobriety test was done for the drivers
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    If they'd opened the road to the traffic it would have taken twenty minutes to clean up.

    So why did it take the police 12 hours? And who ordered the pizzas that were allowed through the barricades?
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    Personally, I reckon the coppers did a brilliant job! If they could between them clean up a truck of beer and chips in just 12 hours they were doing well. I mean I doubt if I could drink more than maybe a dozen cans or eat mote than a dozen pakets of chips in that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodsprite View Post
    Personally, I reckon the coppers did a brilliant job! If they could between them clean up a truck of beer and chips in just 12 hours they were doing well. I mean I doubt if I could drink more than maybe a dozen cans or eat mote than a dozen pakets of chips in that time.
    I went to a few Hay Police Golf Days and I tell you, the coppers on this job were slow drinkers.
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    I'm thinking the delay was for the local wildlife to sober up
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    My immediate thought was Zed fell head-first out of a tree while reaching for a banana.
    Although your report is quite devastating!!
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    Its not like any REAL beer was lost, Grunt if you want I can save the morning after results, better in my opinion than xxxx.

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    My immediate thought was Zed fell head-first out of a tree while reaching for a banana.
    In what way would that be a tragedy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    In what way would that be a tragedy?
    Isn't it obvious? He could land on someone and hurt them!
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    Lucky it was only Gold.... I'd drink Carlton Draught before I drank Gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Lucky it was only Gold.... I'd drink Carlton Draught before I drank Gold.
    Cliff that reminded me of the great Queensland beer strike of 76-77. Up untill then Queenslanders drank 4x or Calton (White Death). The beer strike closed both breweries for 6 months.

    Qld without beer for 6 months!:eek:

    To solve the problem they trucked in all this "exotic" stuff from down south,
    Swan,Cascade,KB,Westend etc etc. After that all our taste buds had been educated and there was no going back.
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