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    1) Ziplock Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, yet you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
    are pushed.

    3) A Tyre is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

    4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

    6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

    7) A Railway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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    hahhaa mate, not only so funny but so true. I like No.2 and 10......
    Dave,
    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.

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    I like it. I think...

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    No. 9 Aint it the truth


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    So does this mean all men are round, bald, full of hot air, transparent and rolling down the tracks of life banging everything in sight???

    Tikki

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    No,
    no,
    no,
    no,
    Ooohhh Yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikki View Post
    So does this mean all men are round, bald, full of hot air, transparent and rolling down the tracks of life banging everything in sight???

    Tikki
    You have to ask ? ? :confused:


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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