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Thread: Where do ya wanna DIE?
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28th August 2006, 07:58 PM #1
Where do ya wanna DIE?
Ok, we have the namby pamby Wongcliff thread about where you arrived on this ball of mud..... NOW, if'n ya gets a choice, WHERE and HOW do you want to depart this mortal coil?
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28th August 2006, 08:01 PM #2
Half cut on Dom Perignon, with a gorgeous lady on top, Bach's English Suite on the sound system, whilst admiring my last project that came out as I had imagined it.
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28th August 2006, 08:02 PM #3
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28th August 2006, 08:02 PM #4
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In your arms with you whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
Al
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28th August 2006, 08:14 PM #5
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Ok seriously.
Riding pillion through Parliment house Canberra on a 4brazillion hp motor bike, the rider is Liz Hurley.
Me riding pillion have to hang on for dear life, luckily Liz Hurley has the most wonderous handles to get a grip on
I have a gatlin gun ala Preditor, and procede mowing down all the snouts in trough MPs.
Johnny is saved till last, any last words Johhny?
Well, Im, a, well erhh, true dinky die Aussie.
See you in hell Johhny.
Just then ,the SAS looms into view............Headed by the notorious bald shaved STOPPERS.
"Al, Johhny is one of us"
Not from where I see it he aint.
Fade to black...
Al
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28th August 2006, 08:24 PM #6
Shot.. in bed.. age 98 by a jealous husband
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28th August 2006, 08:35 PM #7
Been there, done that, got the ashtray.
Didn't see no white tunnel, just a long, long ramp leading down and I decided "if I gotta walk, I ain't going!"
- Andy Mc
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28th August 2006, 08:44 PM #8
Been there too, and don't remember anything.
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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28th August 2006, 08:52 PM #9
I can't die. I'm too good looking to die.
Retired member
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28th August 2006, 11:12 PM #10
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28th August 2006, 11:18 PM #11
I want to die in my sleep
(whilst driving a prison bus full of paedophiles down an extremely steep and windy ravine)
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28th August 2006, 11:33 PM #12
I don’t know when and how but I want to buy a domino before that happens.
Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
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28th August 2006, 11:39 PM #13
Don't give a stuff where I am but a quick end without all this lingering BS that some poor sods go through, before they breath there last. As for afterwards that's someone else's problem, between the recycle bin and the regular garbage for all I care.
John.
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29th August 2006, 07:15 AM #14
I'm one of those people who doesn't believe in afterlife, god,,,,whatever....I mean I don't believe in santa cause how could a fat bloke levitate.....so how did jesus pull it off ?
So when your dead your dead I reakon, like crayfish and geckos...
Don't want a funneral. Depressing things. Like JohnC....burry me somewhere where me body won't go to waste. I reakon I'd make great fertiliser .....under a vege patch maybe.
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29th August 2006, 08:49 AM #15
At my desk right now before I have time to inflict an more dribble upon you all.
To late! Unless this is the after life and I'm haunting you?
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