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14th August 2006, 09:31 AM #1
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The perfect woman
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! !
Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, " she replies. . . . . " Wait for it. .
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.The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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14th August 2006, 01:52 PM #2
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GROAN.
You may leave now......pleeeeeaaassse.
Chris
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14th August 2006, 02:14 PM #3
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Phil
Thats a bloody shocker mate
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14th August 2006, 05:28 PM #4
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We had a member of our luncheon club tell that about three years ago, we are still considering as to whether to let him return yet.
Clever though
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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14th August 2006, 09:25 PM #5
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Why is it that every email or computer joke that has "wait for it" and "the suspense..." etc, usually end up being shythouse.
DanIs there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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14th August 2006, 10:33 PM #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sensational Stuff!!!
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