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20th July 2006, 05:33 PM #1
Life insurance
Watched an ad on TV in the food court the yesterday day. Do you know life insurance companies now offer a 30 days money back guarantee?
I can understand why GMC does it because it simply breaks in the second day.
But life insurance! Hmmmmm……Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
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20th July 2006, 06:11 PM #2
Some undertakers are doing it too. If you're not completely satisfied, they dig you up again.:eek:
If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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20th July 2006, 10:43 PM #3
“Hi I died 2 weeks ago. How come my wife got everything but I got nothing. I want a full refund.”
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
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20th July 2006, 11:59 PM #4Member
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A rubbish collection agency in Wellington used to advertise 'Complete satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back.'
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21st July 2006, 12:27 AM #5
Local drive in's motto is " If you don't like the movie slash the seats"
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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21st July 2006, 09:19 AM #6
I liked the ad a few years ago for one of the canned dog foods (Pal I think), dog breeder talking about his mutts and saying 'I can't recommend it too highly'.
Ran for quite a while too
I often wonder about these insurance policies where they offer to cover you without a medical, if I am diagnosed with terminal dandruff or whatever and given three months to live, can my family collect if I sign up?Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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21st July 2006, 09:16 PM #7
Iain, No
There is nearly always a clause.
either no claims for the next two years or no previous medical condition usually covers the problem for them.
How about this web page.
Choose a different weather forecast?:confused: :confused:
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http://www.tesco.net/
about the 4 th box down.woody U.K.
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