2 prawns

[Eddie Jones]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed
up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any
worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo
and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately
swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark
boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came
close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance
was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he
thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and lo and behold,
he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny
little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a
cocktail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his
old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to
the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came
flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your
old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,the
enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not.That was the old me. I've
changed."........"I've found Cod and I'm a prawn again Christian."

[Iain]

That was bloody terrible, but a greenie anyway

[Wongo]

oh dear

[Bluegum]

''He's not the messiah, just a very naughty boy''.

[doug the slug]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
that was terrible
you posted that just so that we would appreciate the other jokes more didnt you

[macca2]

There's that shaggy dog again