Homosexual agenda

[Gino]

A relative sent me this obvioulsy gay, hope you get a laugh from it.

Gino

You've heard people (especially American politicians) speak of the
"Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. Well, I managed
to sneak into Homosexual Headquarters and got a copy... Here it is.


The Homosexual Agenda

6 a.m. Gym
8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and eggwhites)
9 a.m. Hair appointment
10 a.m. Shopping (Harvey Nicks, Barneys or Bijenkorf)
12 p.m. Brunch

2 p.m.
(1) Assume complete control of all Federal, state, and local governments, as
well as all the other national governments and the UN

(2) Destroy all healthy marriages

(3) Replace all school teachers in Years 6 to 12 with militant homosexuals
who seek to recruit children for the homosexual lifestyle

(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship

(5) Seize control of internet and all other media

(6) Be utterly fabulous

3 p.m. Beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stresses of world
conquest, followed by aroma therapy

4 p.m. Cocktails
5 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugola & balsamic vinegar dressing,
Chardonnay)
8 p.m. Theater
10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro
12 a.m. Bed (du jour)

[John Saxton]

Was gonna reply with something colourful but there as always looms .

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Johnno