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    Default I have to tell someone

    The wife is at work and there is no one to share with.

    I just farted and man did it stink. It was a least a 9 on the smellometer.
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    The RSPCA Emergency Response Team are on their way :eek:

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    Its only a nine if it made someone else vomit, and a ten if it made yourself vomit ... a rating I learned when cooped up in an aircraft fuel tank!

    Cheers
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    I always share it with my wife and kids and sometimes they do the same too.

    You know what they say?

    “Families that fart together stink together.”

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    your all sick:eek:
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    but they put a smile on your face when you throw them down the stairs.

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    Grunt,

    Don't you feel just the teensy-weensiest bit hypocritical??

    Concerned as you are at the shrinking resource pool, yet you have no compunctions whatsoever to just let methane float off on its inevitable global warming catastrophic course.

    Put a cork in it sonny Jim, or we'll all be dead sooner than we think.

    Cheers,

    P

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    Keep off the Pal Grunt, it's the only thing that causes a 9 rating, reminiscent of burnt rubber and identified by peeling paint.

    John

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    The wife is at work and there is no one to share with.
    If it was as good as you say, it'll still be there when she gets home.:eek:
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    Grunt, keep some in a bottle mate. and don't try to light a fire.:eek:
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    whats invisible and smells like PAL ?
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    Just remember: if you can sign it, technically it's not a fart.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Shut off the pilot light... :eek:


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    ya should try to bottle it and ues it to run ya hot water service on ya farm
    First On Race Day



    And the first brock trophy goes to...............
    and we got no "2" as well
    A FORD driver.

    ironic isnt it?

    and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    The wife is at work and there is no one to share with.

    I just farted and man did it stink. It was a least a 9 on the smellometer.

    Thanks Grunt... I needed a good laugh this morning, I would have given you a grenie but the system won't let me..
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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