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23rd August 2002, 06:41 PM #1
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Professional Worrier
George had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change.
"You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."
"I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week," George replied.
"I haven't had a single problem since."
"A thousand a week?" said his friend. "How the hell are you going to pay him?"
"F@#* him. That's his problem."Brett
Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday!
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23rd August 2002, 10:21 PM #2
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I think this is a paraphrase of a story that goes back to Henry Lawson, Banjo Patterson or some similar dude.
The full story is even better.
Any learned friends know the reference?Any thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
Most powertools have sharp teeth.
People are made of meat.
Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.
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