We've had shaving in the shower..

[havenoideaatall]

Who pisses in the shower? Does the Missus know? Does she do it too?

Everyone, sometimes? Noone? Any interesting stories, any stories you've heard. (I sound like Richard Stubbs on ABC).

I once in the sink in a really cold rental one morning. The dunny was in its own room on completely the other side of the house and I just had to go.

Have

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I once in the sink in a really cold rental one morning. The dunny was in its own room on completely the other side of the house and I just had to go.

Mea culpa. But at least I moved the dishes first!

[echnidna]

Who pisses in the shower?
Have

Not me,

certainly not,

no never,

no way,

but in the bathtub's another matter:eek:

[havenoideaatall]

Not me,

certainly not,

no never,

no way,

but in the bathtub's another matter:eek:

A few responses!

When noone replied, I thought I had crossed a hitherto unknown line of what the board will accept..knew I could count on damn!

[zenwood]

in the bathtub's another matter:eek:

I'm not saying, but my shower's in the bath.

On a related note, I keep a special container in the shed for when I get caught short and don't want to take the long trip (15 paces) into the house. I also keep a piece of 90mm PVC pipe between the back of the shed and the side fence for similar eventualities (it is just the right length to reach the ground, and makes the process completely silent

Anyone else got any special setup in the shed? Hmm?

When noone replied...

Give it time, mate, give it time.

[woodbe]

Hmm. Top conversation piece!

There's a story that bad tinea can be cured by piddling on your feet. Never tried it. (haven't had bad tinea yet)

If I get caught short in the workshop, there are trees nearby. Just have to keep an ear out for pedestrians, there is a road along the boundary of our place...

woodbe.

[CameronPotter]

...it is just the right length to reach the ground, and makes the process completely silent.

Is that SilentP (distant relation to SilentC)?

[Termite]

There's a story that bad tinea can be cured by piddling on your feet. Never tried it. (haven't had bad tinea yet)

My sources inform me that it must be virgin's piddle so there goes that theory.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Anyone else got any special setup in the shed? Hmm?

No need. There's a lemon tree conveniently to... hand, and it doesn't complain. Actually, it grows too damned big and gets a severe haircut every year, keeping me in a constant supply of turning material.

[Termite]

Pleading guilty with an explanation.
A few years back I had an operation for a twisted bowel which also involved anal reconstruction (yes bloody OUCH). Now when you are operated on in this area everything swells up (well nearly everything) and puts a lot of pressure on your prostate and urethra, making it damned hard, actually very bloody hard, to piddle.
So believe me, with what felt like 10 gallons on board I had no problem standing under the shower to make me go.

[silentC]

Anyone else got any special setup in the shed? Hmm?

Yes. I have a toilet in mine

[Wongo]

Oh father forgive them for they don’t know what they are doing.

Are we really running out of stuff to talk about?

[havenoideaatall]

Yes. I have a toilet in mine

One of life's simple pleasures is standing in a corner of your yard and pissing in to the shrubbery whilst gazing up at the stars whilst the Missus and baby are a slumber...

all this talk of pissing in the shower further reminds me of one actor in a certain Hollywood movie a few years back..and a funny email I got last year..will dig it out.

[zenwood]

all this talk of pissing in the shower further reminds me of one actor in a certain Hollywood movie a few years back...

Ah yes, American Beauty, in which Kevin Spacey says "it is the highlight of my day..."

[Groggy]

In the RAAF Caribou aircraft there is a funnel near the ramp for the obvious needs of the crew. The new guys are told it is the emergency intercom and to give it a try. They usually get two or three goes at "hello?, hello?" before the olfactory glands kick in.