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  • Try to laugh so it sounds fake

    2 12.50%

  • Try hard to laugh sincerely

    2 12.50%

  • change the topic as quickly as possible

    1 6.25%

  • Make up some reason to be somewhere else, and just walk off quickly

    1 6.25%

  • Stare, and create an awkward silence

    3 18.75%

  • Laugh, then whisper " Good try, but I reakon that was a bit off " and give him an elbow nudge.

    1 6.25%

  • just walkaway expressionless

    1 6.25%

  • scoff, walk away in a snobby manner, looking for a more 'interlectual conversation'

    0 0%

  • In front of everyone critisize him, prompting your mates to follow suit

    1 6.25%

  • ???? something else....

    5 31.25%
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  1. 29th April 2006, 09:35 PM #1
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    first poll for me.....kept stuffing it up
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  2. 29th April 2006, 11:16 PM #2
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    "Something else." Normally, I guess I'd shrug it off and just continue the conversation. No sense in making a big thing about it unless it's a real groaner... in which case it'll be the only one I can remember when my time comes.
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  3. 30th April 2006, 02:32 AM #3
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    There are so many good jokes around why tell a bloody bad one??

    Why'd the chicken cross the road?





    more....






    keep going....





























    Brkkkk, brkkkkk, brkkkk.

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    Speak english you stupid chook!!!!!
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!

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  4. 30th April 2006, 08:53 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand
    There are so many good jokes around why tell a bloody bad one??

    Why'd the chicken cross the road?





    more....






    keep going....





























    Brkkkk, brkkkkk, brkkkk.

    more...






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    Speak english you stupid chook!!!!!
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  5. 30th April 2006, 09:03 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand
    There are so many good jokes around why tell a bloody bad one??

    Why'd the chicken cross the road?
    [stares]









    (OK, OK. But there's a difference between a stranger and someone who's just... strange. )
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  6. 1st May 2006, 01:48 AM #6
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    ???? something else.... my mummy wont let talk to strangers!
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    And the first brock trophy goes to...............
    and we got no "2" as well
    A FORD driver.

    ironic isnt it?

    and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
    holden cheater team!!!!!
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    "something else"

    First No 5, and then No 6.
    Also, if the stranger has been introduced say something like, "You're in good company, Mate."

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    So, have you been telling lousy jokes to complete strangers in the vain hope that someone here on Gods' earth will actually LIKE you???? No Chance!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    So, have you been telling lousy jokes to complete strangers in the vain hope that someone here on Gods' earth will actually LIKE you???? No Chance!!!
    LOUSY Jokes ?!...:confused: .whatda ya mean LOUSY Jokes !.....I tell nothing but the best quips !...I'm nearly as good as Darryl Summers I am.

    And what do ya mean ' No Chance !!! ' ....I know YOU like me. Ya pinch me #### everytime you see me, you cheeky poof !
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    Apricot, Apricot... There is a difference between lust and like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by apricotripper
    LOUSY Jokes ?!...:confused: .whatda ya mean LOUSY Jokes !.....I tell nothing but the best quips !...I'm nearly as good as Darryl Summers I am.

    And what do ya mean ' No Chance !!! ' ....I know YOU like me. Ya pinch me #### everytime you see me, you cheeky poof !
    Yep, you are almost as good as Darryl Sommers...... cos he is lousy!! Now gimme a big kiss and lets makeup!
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  12. 1st May 2006, 03:49 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Yep, you are almost as good as Darryl Sommers...... cos he is lousy!! Now gimme a big kiss and lets makeup!
    Oh sweatheat ! ok, I forgive you.....just hugs though, no sneaky pokes this time OK ! just KEEP THAT THING IN YA PANTS !....:mad:
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    Quote Originally Posted by apricotripper
    Oh sweatheat ! ok, I forgive you.....just hugs though, no sneaky pokes this time OK ! just KEEP THAT THING IN YA PANTS !....:mad:
    'Sweatheat'? Is that your own special form of saying sweetheart?

    Anyway, I am beginning to feel like I am intruding on some person time here so I will leave you two alone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CameronPotter
    Anyway, I am beginning to feel like I am intruding on some person time here so I will leave you two alone...
    Ta, thats considerate, cause we don't like threesomes, do we chrissy darling. Nothing but sweatheat loven.... oh no, he's gone all shy on me.
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    strewth..... now the whole bloody world thinks I'm a poof! But they are sure about me Apricot friend!
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