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    Unhappy Frozen Moments

    Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter holiday.

    When they get there,the guy goes out to chop some wood.When he gets back,he says"Honey, my hands are freezing!"

    She says,"Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up."

    After lunch he goes out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again "Man!My hands are really freezing!"

    Sha says again,"Well put them here between my legs and warm them up."

    He does,and again that warms him up.

    After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.

    When he returns,he again says,"Honey my hands are really freezing!"

    She looks at him and says,"FOR CRYING OUT ALOUD,DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"

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    Johnno
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    Which pompts me to ask, how does a French woman hold her licker?

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    Gino, I don't know, please enlighten us
    or should that be
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Wink

    Muscular control....they can go on for ever!
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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    Iain.

    By their ears silly.
    what's the little green guy doing.

    regards

    Gino

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    Thumbs down

    That was an attempt at public humiliation, oh well, failed again
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    damn I'm loosing my touch

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