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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2000
    Location
    Melbourne, Victoria
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    Wink Life

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
    tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
    it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all
    backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go
    live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go
    collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch
    on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to
    enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready
    for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
    you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into
    the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like
    central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an
    0rgasm!

    Amen."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    Western Australia
    Age
    78
    Posts
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    Finally.....a wet dream?
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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