I think the people who came up with this lot had way too much time on their hands. Quite amazing, though...

Amazing anagrams:

Dormitory == Dirty Room
Evangelist == Evil's Agent
Desperation == A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity == Is No Amity
Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
Semolina == Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
Contradiction == Accord not in it


The next two are truely really amazing. This well known phrase from Hamlet
by Shakespeare:

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

becomes:

"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

This phrase from more recent history (including the name of the man
who uttered it):

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
- Neil A. Armstrong

becomes:

"A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon!
On to Mars!"


Tristan Croll



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Cogito cogito, cogito ergo sum
- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am