A bloke walks into a pub looking really depressed and orders a triple whiskey."Thats quite a heavy drink,"remarks the barman,"anything wrong?" After downing his drink in one the man replies,"I just got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend." "Wow!" exclaimed the barman,"no wonder you need a stiff drink.The second triple is on the house." As the man downs the second drink the barman asks,"Well what did you do?""Well,"replied the bloke,"I walked over to my wife, looked her straight in the eye and told her we were finished and to pack her stuff and get out."
"Quite right,"said the barman."But what your best friend?" The man replied,"I walked over to him,looked in the eye and said................BAD DOG!!"