Trev & Johnno

[Graeme]

Trev and Johnno are in the pub having a few beers.
Johnno looks at his watch and remarks "the missus will be on the plane about now"
Trev looks at him a says "I didn't know she was going on a holiday"
"HOLIDAY! be buggered" blurted Johnno "she's supposed to be taking a quarter of an inch off the sh*t house door.."

[John Saxton]

I like it.But hard to get em'trained.
Just as well 'er indoors don't see this BB.or I'll be negated in this life!
Cheer