Frogs

[gazaly]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a
$30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and
asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick
Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused,
Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you
and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

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(you're gonna love this)

(its a real masterpiece )

The bank manager looks back at her and says...


"It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[Iain]

Geez Gazza, that even makes Neils jokes look good.

[John Saxton]

If nothing else Gazza,its original.

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Johnno

[Chris Longworth]

Onya Gazza.
Made me laugh.

[Tristan Croll]

I hate to admit this, but I've heard it before...