Duck Not Parrot

[DonN]

THE DUCK

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.

The landlord looks at him and says: "But you're a duck!"

"I see you're eyes are working" replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"...And I see you're ears are working," says the duck. "Now, can I have
my beer and my sandwich, please?"

"Certainly," says the landlord, " sorry about that, it's just we don't
get many talking ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for about 2 weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ring leader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to
him:

"You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just
brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous," says the ringleader. "Get him to give me a call."

So the next day, the duck comes into the pub, and the landlord says: "Hey
Mr Duck. I reckon I can line you up with a top job. Paying really good
money!"

"Yeah?" says the duck. "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus," says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

"That's right" replies the landlord.

"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals?

With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?"

"That's right!" says the landlord.

The duck looks confused. "What the f#@k would they want with a
plasterer?"

[Iain]

Sure thats not a parrot?

SORRY JOHNNO BEFORE YOU BITE BACK!!!!