What Denomination Is Your Bra?

[Chris Longworth]

WHAT DENOMINATION IS YOUR BRA ?

A man walks into the department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra? “ asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man , “There is more than one type?”
“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size and colour and material imaginable.
“Actually” said the saleslady “even with all of this variety, there are only four types of
bra to choose from.”
Relived, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, The Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady replied, “It’s all really quite simple.”
“The Catholic type support the masses. The Salvation army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist types make mountains out of mole hills.”


[This message has been edited by Chris Longworth (edited 14 June 2000).]

[AlexS]

Bloke I know bought his girlfriend a Pentecostal bra - allows the laying on of hands!