Before Marriage
HE, Ah....At last. I can hardly wait.....
SHE, Do you want me to leave...?
HE, No...! Don't even think about it.
SHE, Do you love me....?
HE, Of course....! Always have and always will.
SHE, Have you ever cheated on me...?
HE, No why are you asking....?
SHE, Will you kiss me..?
HE, Every chance I get
SHE, Will you hit me...?
HE, Hell no...! Are you crazy...?
SHE, Can I trust you...?
HE, Yes...
SHE, Darling...

After Marriage
(read from the bottom up)