A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.


The store clerks called an ambulance when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency Open Heart By-pass surgery.


He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.


A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard, loaded with several forms, and a pen.


She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.


"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.


He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."


The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"


He replied, "No money in the bank."


Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.


He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."


The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."


The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."