A woman sends a text to her husband; "Honey, don't forget to buy loaf of bread on the way home from work,
and your girlfriend Valerie greets you."

Husband: Who is Valerie?

Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer to confirm that you got my text.

Husband: But I'm with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?

Wife: What??!, Where are you??

Husband: Near the bakery.

Wife: What?? I'm coming right now!!

After about 5 minutes, the wife sends a message.

Wife: I'm at the bakery, where are you???

Husband: I'm at work. Now that you're at the bakery, buy the bread. XX