The funeral

[Ruddy]

A woman was attending the funeral of her husband and many of the family and friends stepped up the microphone to give a eulogy.
one man said to thr widow “Would you mind if I went to the microphone to say something?”
She said,”Of course not”
He went to the microphone and said “Plethora”
She said “Thank you very much, you know it means a lot”

[Crunchie]

Bugga. I can't find the GROAN button.

[Tomislav]

Defenestration should be applied here.

but I wouldn't want to offend anyone