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  1. #1
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    Default 63 Year old and pregnant

    A woman went to the doctor’s office, where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

    After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

    Thought you might enjoy this:

    The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    An old one but a good one
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    An old one but a good one
    Ditto
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Default doctors

    Reminds me of when SWMBO ( aka The Bride) told me she was going in for a checkup at ( 63 or so) and was there anything she should discuss?

    So I looked her in the eye and said it would be nice if she had some "enhancement" done..!

    On coming back from the Doc's .. I got slugged..

    GOLD!
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life

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