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Thread: Three Little Pigs.
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15th June 2022, 08:53 AM #1
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Three Little Pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came over and they gave their drink order.'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'the chocolate cheesecake, with whipped cream, please', said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon my curiosity,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,
'But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
The third piggy says -
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'Well, SOMEBODY has to go "Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
Rgds,
Crocy.
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15th June 2022, 09:31 AM #2I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds
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15th June 2022, 09:56 AM #3
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15th June 2022, 11:39 AM #4
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15th June 2022, 12:29 PM #5
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15th June 2022, 03:33 PM #6
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The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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