I took my grandson to the pub for the first time yesterday. First I bought him a Guiness but he didn't like that so I drank it. Then I bought him a Fosters but he didn't like that either so I drank it. Then I tried him with gin, whiskey, rum, vodka but no go, I had to drink them all.
I tell you what. Pushing him home in his pram was a real challenge.
Pete