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18th August 2021, 09:38 AM #1
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Daly Waters Pub Groaners
Few more to add to KB's groaners courtesy of Daly Waters Pub facebook page.
Bob
1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it.
2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
6. If all is not lost, where is it?
7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
8. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
9. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
10. I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock.
11. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway though.
12. It was so different before everything changed.
13. Some day's you're the dog, and some day's you're the hydrant.
14. Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.
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18th August 2021, 10:10 AM #2
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18th August 2021, 03:09 PM #3
Try not to be late, but never be early.
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Some good ones there, Bob.
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18th August 2021, 11:01 PM #4
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That third one was pretty good.
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19th August 2021, 09:23 AM #5
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Don't know what happened to the attachment, but I have added it back to the original post
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19th August 2021, 04:03 PM #6rrich Guest
At community college our instructor owned a cabinet shop. The first day of class he told us the "Greatest Secret" of owning a cabinet shop.
It is very easy to make a million with a cabinet shop. Just start with two million.
Two people in the class didn't show up for the second and subsequent meetings.
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19th August 2021, 10:46 PM #7
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Similar :
Q-How do you set up a {insert currently politically correct /incorrect segment of the world} with a small business
A- give them a big one and wait...
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20th August 2021, 03:09 PM #8
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8. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
If at first you don't succeed, Try a dryer grain.
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20th August 2021, 09:24 PM #9
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What could be the best way to start a business on the east coast of Australia right now?
Do nothing! It will be locked down overnight.
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22nd August 2021, 04:29 PM #10rrich Guest
But if you do. Are there any bennies?
Originally Posted by Handyjack
LOL
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