Carpentry.

[Old Croc]

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears...."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty Dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come
to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, Eighty Dollars a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for a tenner.....I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!"
"Is that so!" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"
FORGET THE SHRINKS.......HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
May your troubles be less, your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!
Rgds,
Crocy.

[Oldgreybeard]

Crickeys Croc did you find your Grandmother's old joke book. It's got be at least that old.

[Old Croc]

Crickeys Croc did you find your Grandmother's old joke book. It's got be at least that old.

Sadly my mum and dad were the last of 9 and 13 children respectively and I am the last of 4. So all grandparents were deceased before I came along. This joke came from my FB feed and if I haven't seen them before, I share them here. But seeing that I got 7 likes from 168 views, at least it made some people smile in these horrible times.
Have a lovely day everyone 😀
Rgds,
Crocy.

[Handyjack]

I guess there are no "reds" under your bed either then.

[rrich]

OK, I'm on the wrong side o the planet. I'm almost always in your yesterday. Two things:
I hadn't seen it before and thought it was hilarious.
It is a brilliant solution to a centuries old problem.

Oh it is also better than having the dog sleep with you.

[Carry Pine]

Another 'like' from me Old Croc!
I've heard lots of these jokes before- not that one and never complained. If you like the joke, fire it up I say.

[clear out]

Must say I had a laugh myself.
Bit stuck here with covid so I had a trawl back thru to some of the early posts on the jokes.
There’s lots of good stuff been posted over the years.
H.