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  1. 16th July 2021, 10:15 PM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Default Pollies Never Lie

    A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them.


    "We have two big needs,” said the townspeople.

    “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

    The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted that out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”



    The townspeople replied, “We have no mobile phone reception in our town.”
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  2. 17th July 2021, 10:04 PM #2
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    And vaccines. We need vaccines.
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