Vaseline

[KBs PensNmore]

A man doing market research for the 'Vaseline Company' knocked at a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

“I’m doing some research for Vaseline, have you ever used the product?" he asked.

She said, “Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.”

“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”

“We use it when we make love,” she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually, people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know most people do use it for sex."
"I admire you for your honesty," he said, "and since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”

The woman said, “My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.”

[Tonyz]

as soon as I saw Vaseline and KBs name I knew we were heading down a slippery pole/rod

[woodhutt]

Thought it was going to be the one about the young couple who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty.

All their windows fell out...

Pete

[Old Croc]

I thought it was going to be the one where the couple mistakingly grabbed the Vicks instead of the Vaseline.
Crocy.

[Crunchie]

I thought it was going to be the one where the couple mistakingly grabbed the Vicks instead of the Vaseline.
Crocy.

That would bring eyes to the tears.