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    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
    symptoms of bird
    flu. If you experience any of the following, please
    seek medical
    treatment immediately.


    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to s**t on someone's
    windshield.
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz
    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
    symptoms of bird
    flu. If you experience any of the following, please
    seek medical
    treatment immediately.


    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to s**t on someone's
    windshield.
    All of the above, except 6
    I want to #### on your head.........

    Al :eek:

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    Bad luck Al, I've got my foilie on.
    Cheers
    Barry
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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