A bloke was driving along a rural road when he looked in the passenger wing mirror and was amazed to see a chicken running along the verge and gradually catching him up. He pressed the throttle and lifted the speed to 75 km but the chicken was still gaining on him. Intrigued, he slowed back to 60 km at which point the chicken drew up alongside and the bloke could see the chicken had three legs. The bird suddenly accelerated and overtook him, swerved across in front of his vehicle and disappeared into a barn just off the highway. The bloke went back to where he'd seen the chicken leave the road and there was an old farmer leaning on a gate. "Did you see that three-legged chicken!?" asked the driver. " Sure did," said the farmer. "Ït's one of mine. I breed them". "But why three legs?" asked the driver. "Well, no doubt you like a leg and maybe your lady wife does too and what happens if you have a guest for dinner and they'd like a leg as well? This way everyone gets a leg." The driver acknowledges the sense in that and asks," So what do they taste like?" "Couldn't tell you," says the farmer. "I've never been able to catch one." Pete