US Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised,
"Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.


Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." and the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.


Are there any questions?"


At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"