I got called "Pretty" today!
Well actually the full statement
was "You're pretty annoying"
but I only focus on positive things.

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember amateurs built the Ark,
while professionals built the Titanic.

They should put more money in ATM's,
I'm getting really irritated.
This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the
last week that's had "insufficient funds"

When a coworker asks you a stupid question,
you have to take a minute to make sure you
heard what you thought you heard!!

Marriage is like a deck of Cards.
In the beginning all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond.
By the end you wish you had a Club and a Spade.