I was walking through the rain forest in Far North Queesland,
When I came across a clearing.
In the clearing, was a dead Elephant, and standing alongside was an Aboriginal.
I asked him "How did he kill such a huge animal?", he replied "With a club".
I said "It must have been a big club?".
He replied "Not Really".
I replied "It must have been really big one then?"
He said "NAH", I asked "How big was the club then?"
He said "About 95 of us"