A guy joins a monastery,
the head monk says "because of our vow of silence you can only say 2 words a year"

one year later the guy says to the head monk "Bad food"
the head monk shrugs and ushers him away

another year later he comes to the head monk "hard bed" he says
the head monk shrugs again and waves him away

another year later he says to the head monk "I Quit"
the head monk says "I thought so, you've done nothing but complain ever since you've been here