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  1. #1
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    Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?



    Because the cow has the Udder.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Groan.....

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    Opening your Christmas bonbons a bit early?

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    Nah, it was an email that the other half got, and it tickled my fancy.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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