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  1. 4th October 2018, 10:44 PM #1
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    Default Eternity

    Guy goes to see the Rabbi.
    "Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live till Eternity. Can you help me?"
    The rabbi replies, "Get married."
    The guy says, "Is it that easy to live till Eternity?"
    The rabbi says, "No, but the desire will disappear."
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  2. 5th October 2018, 08:35 AM #2
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    "...and it will seem like eternity."
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  3. 5th October 2018, 11:57 PM #3
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    What do you call a 50 year old Batchelor.





















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    I resembled that remark, 3 years ago...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
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  5. 14th October 2018, 08:33 PM #5
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    Having just celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary, I can't really subscribe to this thread. Mind you, the joke is my wife and I have both forgotten about 20% each of the anniversaries over that time.
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    We have our 50th anniversary coming up...it only seems like 60.
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  7. 15th October 2018, 10:12 PM #7
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    I've never gotten to 13 years on any of mine!!!!!
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  8. 16th October 2018, 11:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    I've never gotten to 13 years on any of mine!!!!!
    so it's lucky for some?!
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  9. 16th October 2018, 10:54 PM #9
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    Not really, first one got the house, second one got the super, with nothing left for the third one to get!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    Not really, first one got the house, second one got the super, with nothing left for the third one to get!!!!!
    Be thankful you are not a gold miner, as, she would get the mine and you would get the shaft.
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  11. 26th October 2018, 01:35 PM #11
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    What does a wife and a hurricane have in common?

    They both moan when they come and take everything when they go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crunchie View Post
    Having just celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary, I can't really subscribe to this thread. Mind you, the joke is my wife and I have both forgotten about 20% each of the anniversaries over that time.
    I forgot one once as i was doing a 26 hour drive home. At one minute past midnight she thumped the crap out of me, I thought I was wandering, but it was a gentle reminder that I had forgotten our anniversary. Well, I have never forgotten ever again.
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