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24th September 2018, 10:29 PM #1
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True Story
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and left you, don't bother coming after me" and hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom, she could see him walking towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone; - "she's finally gone...yeah I know, about damm time, I'm coming to pick you up, put on the sexy french outfit, I love you". He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote; "I can see your feet. Stop being stupid, we're outta bread, throw the kettle on, back in 5 minutes”To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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25th September 2018, 04:01 PM #2
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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25th September 2018, 08:26 PM #3
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