A man is walking along the beach, when he stubbs his toe on a partly covered bottle.
He digs it out, and starts to clean it, when a genie come out and says "I'll grant you one wish"
The man thinks for a few moments, and replies "I'd like to go to Hawaii"
Genie replies "Is that First Class by air?"
The man replies "Oh no I can't go by air, I get air sick!!"
"OK, First Class by sea then?" replies the genie.
"Can't go be sea either, I get sea sick." the man replies.
"Well, how do you propose to get there?" the genie asks.
The man says "I'd like to drive there"
The genie is flabergasted, "Do you realise the enormity of that, building a bridge from Darwin to Hawaii,
the surveying of it all, the pylons required, the steel, concrete, the manpower involved. Sorry but you'll have to come up with something else?"
The man thinks for a while and replies "Well, I've been married 6 times and divorced 6 times, I'd like to know what a woman wants before she opens her mouth?"
The genie looks at him dumbfounded, and replies "That bridge you want is that 2 lanes or 4?"