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7th February 2018, 06:22 PM #1
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Men's Help Line
You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.’ My name is Don, How can I help you?
"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up.
Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot.
I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home.
So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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7th February 2018, 11:24 PM #2
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Good one!!
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13th February 2018, 03:25 PM #3rrich Guest
Well?
Weld or replace?
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13th February 2018, 04:01 PM #4
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Weld the bracket and replace the wife.
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13th February 2018, 04:08 PM #5
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As the bracket it probable made of cast aluminium it would be safer to replace.
For additional security look at installing a GF1
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13th February 2018, 10:31 PM #6
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Is it OK to have GF1 and also WF, as I don't believe they're compatible??
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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14th February 2018, 05:53 PM #7
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In some instances GF1 will make allowances for WF to run simultaneously. Sometimes GF1 and GF2 can run simultaneously too.
Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
WF, however tends to crash violently on detecting that any of the GF series of programs is running.
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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15th February 2018, 12:01 AM #8
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I have enough trouble with WF let alone a GF1 or GF2
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Currently on version 3 of WF, how can I make it better??To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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15th February 2018, 06:36 AM #9
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I know of someone who is on version 6 of WF. I think if you got far, it might be time to stop and reflect.
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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15th February 2018, 07:58 AM #10
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Not necessarily - read this: Originally Posted by Chesand
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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15th February 2018, 09:26 PM #11
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At the risk of getting into striff, there is a certain politican that right now probably needs a very good media adviser. Trouble is he has a media adviser which rumor has he has got into trouble (the family way) which means he has left WF for GF. He probably needs not only a media advisor but a family relation counselor and a few more advisors on how to handle the mess that he is in.
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16th February 2018, 12:00 AM #12
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Even Senator Jim Molan can't fix that one. Originally Posted by Handyjack
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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14th April 2018, 01:16 AM #13
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I think it,s time to get a new outboard ....
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14th April 2018, 01:49 PM #14
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Saw on a sign out the from of a rental place years ago:
A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once...
Been living alone since I was 21. The only ladies I would give that up for didn't feel the same way so...lovin the serenity...I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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