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30th November 2017, 12:14 PM #1
In Court ...
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the
definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional
killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate
influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such as
when a spouse's mate is found in a 'compromising' position."
"See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded the
jury candidate. "During my first marriage, I came in and found my
husband in bed with my neighbor. All I did was divorce him. I had no
idea that I could have shot him."
She wasn't selected for the jury.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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